February 2012
9 posts
When you think I said “I want space” when I said I wanted to watch Spaced does it mean wanting space is on your mind or you always worry it’s on mine?
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I will be at The Laugh Factory 2/13 doing five minutes of standup in the MTV showcase and will be at M Bar 2/14 telling a story about how pathetically crazy I am if you’re in LA I’d love for you to come to one or both
January 2012
6 posts
Me: I hate when I think it’s going to rain so I put on rainboots then it doesn’t rain. People wearing rainboots when it’s not raining look like assholes.
Dad: Seems like the person judging other people is the asshole.
Me: Well….yeah. But they don’t LOOK like it.
Dad: I think you’re missing my point.
People used to jizz themselves over bagel&smoothie day in elementary school.
Quotes from the Ron Paul campaign I wish existed
“I’m Ron Paul and my name is Ron Paul!”
“We need to refund NASA. NASA creates jobs. SPACE JOBS!”
“I think I ate a cat this morning.”
“White people and black people have to learn they are no different. They all secretly hate Asian people.”
“We can stop animal cruelty! But we can not stop animal crullers. Mmmm bear claws.”
...
“I’m James Franco!”
A film by James Franco. Directed, edited, and written by James Franco. Starring James Franco as James Franco.
Write what you know.
I have 100 pages on complaining and eating chocolate chips out of sweatshirt pockets
December 2011
9 posts
There’s a girl I know from school who, I think, needs people to constantly tell her she’s pretty because she doesn’t believe it. I hate when people tell me I’m pretty, I think, because I don’t believe it and don’t like being lied to.
I’m ready for bed but it’s only 8:44 so I though I’d find something to blog about but that’s all I...
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After a fight, my friend and I didn't talk for...
#21stCenturyPieceofShit
“I’m all done fucking up!”
– NO ONE EVER NOW GO BACK TO YOUR NETFLIX
Once in your life run to Weird Science. Flat out, dude-behind-you-with-a-knife-black-lady-screaming-at-you-to-get-out run.
November 2011
20 posts
I want to do something that someone like me would scoff at but secretly think “shit that’s kind of cool.”
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When my roommate’s gone I like to play dumb punk music really loudly and stretch and roll around on our floor.
Sometimes my posters fall off the wall and startle...
Sure I’ve taken some pictures in my time. Some real great pictures. If you saw them you’d say “yep! That right there is absolutely a picture.” And I’m not going to call myself an artist, just because I took some photos of flights of fancy. I’m not going to call myself a poet for that alliteration. But would someone whose not an artist be able to take photos of...
When I have a boyfriend and I say “Don’t read my blog,” but I secretly want him to read my blog, this is the kind of post I’ll remember writing and I’ll say “Don’t read my blog,” and secretly pray to God he absolutely does not read my blog.
Stop making my comedians sexy.
I’m not being productive.
That’s ok right?
Sensible Plan
dcpierson:
I’m just gonna give this my entire life, and if it doesn’t work out by the time I’m dead, I’ll do something else.
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WatchThe greatest unsolved mystery of MY time, at least, maybe even all of ours.
Islands (Bit Too Much) - James Wenzel ft. Julia...
I think I have a sore on my cheek. It was not a zit or dry skin bump or scratch. It is just an open cut. I will die on this dirty, poorly carpeted dorm floor.
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all I have of a 4 page essay due tomorrow
Montaigne asserts that if one can readily prepare himself for death, he should not fear it, and the freedom from fear will allow him to live a fuller life. There’s no reason to fear death when one considers that “fffffffffffuck this fucking bullshit,” since . But he does not feel recognizing and acknowledging death is reason to become upset. He instead believes, “but maybe...
Ahora no estoy algo.
October 2011
29 posts
Birthdays are the one day of the year when people congratulate you on just being alive and existing in this world so thank you to everyone who made me feel good about surviving this long.
hey hey I’m alive look at me I’m alive this isn’t pointless hey you hey I’m alive I’m here hey this is worth it hey I’m here I’m here I’m alive hey
Reblog with a photo of you as a child.
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Cold pad thai is the gauze of the soul.
