February 2010
12 posts
Super Market
More like OK Market…or Sidekick Market…or “ehh” Market…or Sub Par Market…or Decent Market…or Well Stocked but Understaffed Market, amiright?
January 2010
6 posts
Steve Who Must Not Be Named
iPad. Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device, at an unbelievable price. Watch you’re back Harry, there’s a new wizard in town - and he’s not going to take any of your shit.
So God was all
“yes way.”
and I was like “NO”
and he was all “yea man.”
and Jesus was all like “no dude, seriously.”
And thats how babies are made. You’re welcome parents.
The First: aka How to Survive in a...
Of many to come? Maybe. Probably not. I’m not famous, internet famous, semi-famous, well known, smiled to in hallways, blessed when i sneezed, or even moshed with at concerts.
But I fervently believe that someday, when the world comes to end, and the poor, mutated, survivors - who want nothing more than to escape the zombie hordes coming for their flesh (4 out of five scientists have...