December 2010
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I got a beautiful tablet for Christmas. I am practicing with stupid comics.
Cartoon Surgery
It’s 1:18 am! I’m still awake! I’ve been up until about 3am for the past week! Of course, you wouldn’t know by my cheerful demeanor and all-around sunny persona. Haha just kidding, I’m pretty horrible all of the time. Something weird happens when I get tired though (and I’m sure others experience it too), where you get to a sort of, I dunno, drunk tired? Like IM MUCH MORE PRONE TO ...
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I read Ricky Gervais’s essay on atheism the other day after it got linked all over the internet (I’ll come back and link it later, but know I’m omitting out of laziness, not in an attempt to hide it). And it was good. Really good. For the record, I’m an atheist. Not for any reason - I didn’t wake up one day and be like GOD IS DEAD - but because my parents just never...
I was looking through my phone earlier on the way to lunch with my grandma and mom -partially because I’m rude, and partially because they were talking about old people things that I refuse to think about before I’m at least 18. Looking through my pictures for some sort of nostalgia purposes, I realized I have some pretty shitty memories. But then I found this:
That is a blue...
onehundreddollars asked: I think you're pretty neat.
And I am not sending it anonymously because I want you to know that real people think you are interesting and are not afraid of letting you know.
And I am not sending it anonymously because I want you to know that real people think you are interesting and are not afraid of letting you know.
Sometimes when I’m really tired, and cold, and overwhelmed, I just think about Batman 3 and feel a little better.
Anonymous asked: wow, if you say it doesn't have a meaning and then you are perhaps the most dull person ever. That movie was deep and full of meaning. Really, though like if you say the characters don't show any development just...idk, go watch regular romantic comedies or some shit. Your review in invalid and pathetic.
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Black Swan is a bad movie.
Going beyond what I said last night, I’ll go ahead and take the stance that it is just a bad movie.
Bad. Bad. Bad.
Don’t misinterpret this as bait or a reactionary post; I’m totally down with the public opinion on most things. Peanut butter&chocolate? Delicious. The Hangover? Funny. Nazis? Bad.
But I want people to know that Black Swan is not a good movie. And...
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“Somewhere, somehow, an Asian family annually kidnaps an NBA player and reenacts Gulliver’s Travels.”
-@Shelbyfero
THIS IS THE ONE. THIS IS THE POST.
OH MAN I AM GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING AND IT IS GOING TO BE FANTASTIC AND OH SHIT WILL IT BE FUNNY MAYBE ITLL BE ABOUT MY FAMILY OR SOMETHING WEIRD OR MAYBE ILL DRAW SOMETHING WHO KNOWS THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
(What I always think 15 minutes before going to Hulu and rewatching Arrested Development all day)
GET IT
It may be because I failed a Calc final, will get a C in spanish tomorrow, got my backpack stolen so I didn’t have notes for my Bio final, and got a B in government - but I’ve really wanted to say GET IT GURRRRL all day.
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“Do you have a Formspring? No? Go on in.”
– St. Peter
jonaspolsky asked: What part of California do you live in? I'm down for a little make-out sesh.
Anonymous asked: You make a lot of references to sandwiches. If a sandwich were a guy, what kind of sandwich would you want that guy to be?
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“As humans, we need routine. As a routine, we need more jazz hands.”
- @shelbyfero
“You gotta keep laughing, or else you’ll cry.”
– My awesome grandmother on being old.
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I want nothing more in my life than to be hired to...
And I know a lot of people don’t like the whole “gritty reboot” thing - that its unnecessary and has become just as cliched as any other super hero trope. Even I’ve made (perfect, well timed, and awe inspiring) jokes about how they’re making a gritty reboot to a gritty reboot of a gritty reboot.
Really though…I love gritty reboots. I love em I love em I love...
Anonymous asked: Planning on writing another article for cracked anytime soon?
Anonymous asked: If i recall correctly not many guys hit on you or stuff like that, but there must be a shit ton of e-people that say they would go out/do you etc. Now yes these might not be the people you'd want to go out with, but surely you must at least like the attention, correct?
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“Nooooooo, why are you doing this?!”
– Donald Glover on getting hit in the face by a homeless man to Gothamist
tylervazquez asked: You don't put effort into your tweets?!
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“BRB editing wikileaks to list Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as the original James Bond.”
- @shelbyfero
Things I'm scared of
In order:
Zombies
Dying Alone
Anonymous asked: You're hot! Are you single?
