February 2011
68 posts
I read Ender’s Game for the first time today, after having it on my book shelf for a non-hyperbolic decade, and I can’t believe how much I was missing out. That’s not sarcastic, this book is everything I love in this type of book.
And by “this type of book” I mean:
intro Sci-Fi
kid/teen male is prodigy in some way
some larger organization is trying to use him
the...
January 2011
53 posts
The last scene of The Graduate is my favorite moment that was never actually supposed to happen.
methenjim asked: Did you have braces? Your teeth are crazy straight! And sort of white, too!
Billy Joel
These posts were to be two, but I figure since they both center around ‘ol Billy Jojobeans, I’d just condense them into one.
POST THE FIRST:
I’ve yet to decide if my first dance will be to this song, or I will just seduce a musician long enough so that they record me my very own version, but Vienna Waits for You “speaks to me” and “I like it a lot” and...
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Sometimes I wish I was more into music.
Don’t get me wrong, I like it. And I like having friends who like it because it forces me to be into it. There are bands I like. And songs I like. And I will love you forever if you give me new music.
But I just stick with what I know.
The Clash
Weezer
Sublime
Jack Johnson
The Strokes
Beastie Boys
Beach Boys
Sufjan Stevens
And maybe...
Anonymous asked: I love you. Please stop being 17 so I can stop feeling so creepy about it.
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I usually give pretty flippant or purposefully nonchalant responses to the whole “who would you pick one person living or dead to eat lunch with etc etc” but I think I would really like to talk to JFK.
Anonymous asked: Guess who just did some MAJOR stalking? This guy! Anyways, what UCs did you apply to, what are your events, and hey we were born 4 days apart! Maybe if we get in/go to the same UC, I can stalk you in REAL life! Did I come off as too creepy? And I'd probably just try to get high fives from you or something...
atic replied to your post: Why Porn is Wrong
Not to sound like a dick (HOW TOPICAL!) but this feels like a lifestyle judgment. I know it wasn’t intended to be one, but by aligning those who fuck for money with any kind of rebellion, it basically over-simplifies the choices of many people.
No no, I totally agree and understand where you’re coming from. And you are totally welcome to pass...
Why Porn is Wrong
Now that I’ve gotten the all important inflammatory title out of the way, let me say I DO NOT BELIEVE PORN IS WRONG. Or, at least, not in the way you might automatically think.
I was listening to The Morning After podcast earlier, which is a great show hosted by two funny dudes who talk to funny people who are funny for a living and sometimes funny people who make porn for a living, and I...
Why do I feel more comfortable, or at least like it’s more appropriate, to share more seriously on tumblr than I do on twitter? What’s the difference?
Sleep on it and get back to me.
Oh, he also did a Christmas song I don’t totally hate.
I guess this is a little obsessive, creepy, [completely normal? (no)] but like I said, it’s fucking awesome when someone’s actually good at something and is trying to do it. So yeah listen to that too please or else this bunny gets it! And by it I mean I’m going to pet its tiny bunny head so really it’s getting...
My friend makes pretty good music. Which is nice,...
volt4steveholt asked: You're seriously funny. I'm enjoying your Twitter stuff a lot.
"What's so great about it?" you ask. I guess it's your point of view I like best. I don't know many 17-year-olds who can write so well about the condition of being 17, much less be really funny about it.
Good luck to you, S.F. I'm predicting big things. Big things!
"What's so great about it?" you ask. I guess it's your point of view I like best. I don't know many 17-year-olds who can write so well about the condition of being 17, much less be really funny about it.
Good luck to you, S.F. I'm predicting big things. Big things!
Today I learned that Arnold from Hey Arnold wasn't...
vprndthdsk asked: I follow you on Twitter, and was wondering how you started writing for Cracked.com?
attentionista asked: Do you know which college you're going to? If not, which is your preference and what do you plan to study? YOU ARE THE FUTURE. No pressure.
jonaspolsky asked: r u hot/?
Anonymous asked: how tall are you?
Thursday is my day to sleep in which is exciting because I have insomnia, but also the sleep needs of a fragile 80 year old French man. But this morning I was horribly awakened at five am thanks to a zombie dream. I don’t remember when it turned sour, because for the first week of dream time we were actually coping just fine when all of a sudden I was waking up panicked. Then I lay there...
Tumblr deleted a video I posted, but it’s ok because it basically just said 1) I like crude humor 2) please stop leaving me crude @replies on twitter
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Was Babar a figurehead king or did he actually...
codyjohnston said: I already “liked” the original post, so go fuck yourself.
But it was only ever your likes I craved!
Every "How-To Draw" guide. →
Made this last year. Still relevant.
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WatchI am a godamn child.
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I AM GETTING REALLY EXCITED ABOUT TAKING UP KNITTING AGAIN. I USED TO BE ALL ABOUT SCARVES AND SHIT. I’M NOT BEING FACETIOUS, I WAS REALLY INTO IT AGGGGHHH I FOUND ALL MY OLD KNITTING NEEDLES YESYESYES
I’m really into noses. Not the same way I’m into teeth. Because I basically just care if you have nice teeth. But your nose can be totally fucked up or fine or whatever and I’ll love it. They add so much character. I love noses.
I’m so tired.
I’m SNOSE tired.
No. Nope. That was stupid.
ladybirdj said: One day we’ll discuss this. Or we’ll play Jenga. Or both.
No way I am ever letting you forget you said this.
The only time I've ever broken a bone, I ran into...
By “first broken bone,” I mean first bone not attached to my hand opposite the arm, and the first one I couldn’t have simply taped together. I was in San Diego - my mom was at a water polo tournament which is a whole other awful horrible story - and was planning to go to Sea World with my friend Amy later. But, as it was still early, me and my little brother Mostyn decided to go...
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Maybe I’ll finish these tomorrow, maybe I won’t, maybe I’ll eat an entire block of cheddar cheese I DON’T CONTROL THE FUTURE
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Some people automatically like GIFs of boobies, I...
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WatchBECAUSE I’M AN ASSHOLE WHO’S INTO DIALECT STUFF HERE YA GO! Also I totally need glasses but the doctors won’t give them to me because they said my eyes will become weak so now I just squint all the time like an idiot.
Say these words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, ...
“Well, it all started, honey do you want to…? No, I will. So I’m sitting there, just raving, and then my friend goes ‘why don’t you marry it!’ And I thought, hey, why not, you know? And here we are, ten years later, looking into maybe having some little sandwiches of our own.”
-Me, in 20 years, probably.
Morgan Murphy is one of my heroes.
Megavideo some how let me watch the entirety of...
I always type "be careful" as one word LIKE SOME...
Louispeitzman replied to your post: Hey I’m done applying to colleges who wants to hang out and talk about puppy faces and watch tv?! Also why does no one ever respond to these serious invitations? Is it cause I killed that one baby, cause swear to god that was not my fault, who would put a mushy spot on a baby’s head?!?
I would totally hang out with you. We seem crazy in the same...