Jan
11
Quotes from the Ron Paul campaign I wish existed
“I’m Ron Paul and my name is Ron Paul!”
“We need to refund NASA. NASA creates jobs. SPACE JOBS!”
“I think I ate a cat this morning.”
“White people and black people have to learn they are no different. They all secretly hate Asian people.”
“We can stop animal cruelty! But we can not stop animal crullers. Mmmm bear claws.”
“I definitely ate a cat this morning.”
“Is it 99 or 100 cents in a dollar? Did we get rid of the cents sign? Whose idea was that?”
“‘Ron Paul makes CENTS!’ would be a good slogan.”
“Please, it’s like none of you are even listening.”
“Why won’t any of you take me seriously? I’m a human being godamnit.”
“I’m Ron Paul and I give up.”
